Thursday, February 26, 2009

"Current Situation In IT industries"

இதை நீங்கள் வது நபராக வாசிக்கிறீர்கள்




Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.


Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ

Said..

- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction? "

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,

- "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."


So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:

"Current Situation In IT industries"


5 அன்பு உள்ளங்கள்....:

VG said...

ha ha ha..
polapu siripa sirikutu.. kalutule katti irukunu sollame soltinga...

hmm.. hope things will back to normal soon.

valkainaale..medu pallam thaane..

ஹேமா said...

வாழ்க்கையை நகைச்சுவையோடு ரசிக்கிறீர்கள்.அதுக்கும் ஒரு மனநிலை வேணும்.கொடுத்து வைத்தவர் நீங்கள்.

சரி..."நித்திர மேகங்கள்"குழந்தை நிலாவுக்குள்.அப்படியே உங்களுக்காக "உப்புமடச் சந்தியும் காத்திருக்கு.வரவேணும்.

உங்கள் ராட் மாதவ் said...

Viji, Kaluththula kathi arukka aarampichuruchu. Inime pulappu romba kashdamthaan.

உங்கள் ராட் மாதவ் said...

// ஹேமா கூறியது...

வாழ்க்கையை நகைச்சுவையோடு ரசிக்கிறீர்கள்.அதுக்கும் ஒரு மனநிலை வேணும்.கொடுத்து வைத்தவர் நீங்கள்.//

Ikkaraikku akkara pachchai. Avvalavuthaanga life. Neenga koduthtu vachavungannu naan ninachikittu irukken.

//சரி..."நித்திர மேகங்கள்"குழந்தை நிலாவுக்குள்.அப்படியே உங்களுக்காக "உப்புமடச் சந்தியும் காத்திருக்கு.வரவேணும்.//

Kandippa varren. comments ellam paaththukitte erukken, nalla kavithai, kalakkirukkenga Hema. Vaalththukkal.

VASAVAN said...

Rad,

Yemppa yellaru vayiththilum puliya karachchu oothura?

Life is not Waiting for SomeOne
who made for YOU...
But life is living for SomeOne who lives Because of YOU....!!!
Realize you can't change the past,
but you can start a new tomorrow.
Don't try to do everything at once;
take one step at a time.!!!!!!!

'The biggest guru-mantra is:
Never share your secrets with anybody. !
It will destroy you.'
(Chanakya quotes)



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